Friday, July 13, 2012

The Real Juicy Tidbits

  So, I've had some amazing experiences about two weeks ago during my mini-trip adventures x2! (yeah, if that even makes sense) Anyway, I hope that I can remember everything that I want to say.

1st: There was my quick visit BACK TO BALTIMORE, BABY! I went to the 7th Bit Gen Gamer Fest (2600-Bit Genocide Gamer Festival), and that means that I've been to all of them (I think). I arrived at this event 3.5 hours late due to attending a wedding, but that's okay. I still had a stellar time. I successfully managed to get on stage towards the end of Rare Candy's set, even though I wasn't allowed to do so. It's kind of controversial, but I tried to be polite and ask if I could. I was denied, and with no one being The Bouncer (an excellent PS2 game, not really), I refused to take no for an answer and simply walked into the "back stage" area and proceeded to walk RIGHT ON STAGE. Who's event was it anyway? Hehe! It was never meant to be disrespectful in any way, shape or form. I'm not sorry to those who took it that way. I had a once in a lifetime opportunity, and I gripped it, and made it the most glorious, positive and proactive 45 second announcement that could ever be given at such an event. ^_^ That's all there was to Bit Gen. Nothing else happened.

2nd: Right after my trip to Bmore, my wonderful & handsome boyfriend and I took a road trip to Knoxville & Nashville, TN. Tennessee has some f*cking FLAVOR, dude!!!! I'm serious. Such a gravy experience, but less like gravy and more like delicious BBQ to be exact. However, the main purpose of our trip was to go on an epic game/trinket hunt. WE SURE DID! There was a decent amount of non-Gamestop video game stores that we went to. I'm not going to share the names of the stores, but 3 of them were awesome enough to play video game music and video game cover bands like: The Minibosses, The Advantage, and... The Protomen? Well, one store was playing Protomen songs, but that makes sense because like TN is their home turf, not their Rival Turf. -_- (really?) I ain't even mad though, because when I heard The Protomen playing (and saw their name on the playlist displayed on a big flat screen tv above the check-out counter) I used it to my real ADVANTAGE to start name dropping them to conjure up a real conversation with the gentleman working at the game store. We somehow went from talking about the protomen to turbo grafx system 16, and it payed off by somehow scoring me 3 free games out of the stack that my BF and I picked out. I'm not sure if it was a mistake or what, but I am very thankful for it.

TN Part 2: One more thing about the Tennessee trip that I JUST HAVE TO BRING UP! At another store, where they sold everything imaginable such as games, records, books, movies, comics, etc... I was checking out, right? And there was like an older man who was ringing my stuff up. Probably in his late 40's or early 50's. I kind of blacked out and don't know exactly what the F*CK happened, but basically I signed up for the e-mailing list thing and HE said something along the lines of "yeah, it helps to keep a BREAST of things..." WHAT!? My BF was still looking around as I was checking out up until that point, so luckily he heard this weird thing that was said. I later ask my BF if it was like some southern expression, but apparently I don't think it is. I guess I must have been looking really good that day or something. I DON'T KNOW.

That's all. Always remember: keep a breast of it!

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Comparing Mega Man X

Obviously Mega Man X is an eXcellent game. Truly one of the best. However, I've noticed a few things that I found interesting:

1. A lot of the bosses remind me of Joe & Mac's bosses in some ways by their looks, but mainly by their actions.

  a. Both Mammoths... lose their trunks! Hmm... and these trunks are made out of balls.
  b. Storm Eagle and the pterodactyl Joe & Mac boss release eggs, which hatch into mini versions of themselves. They also both do some deep air diving attacks. (Okay, I know that's not fair, because any aerial enemy has to dive in order to attack its opponent on the ground.)


  c. Armored Armadillo and the ankylosaurus boss... yeah, yeah! That's another stretch, but whatever. I'm doing it! Both roll around, and have a shell for armor by default, of course.

2. Lastly, just the bass line in the 3rd Sigma palace song sounds like some
Spy Hunter bullshit:
 


Saturday, March 10, 2012

mig SPACE serious

  I've been thinking a lot lately about how times have changed, and some things just suck. It's weird, you know? I used to be hardcore on myspace, and I feel like it used to be such a strong site for music and networking. Then it started attracting spam bots, so I stopped using it, as well as pretty much everyone else. Now everyone is on facebook, but also scattered on various music sites such as soundcloud and bandcamp. There's no real core to tie us all together. It's almost as if someone shot the core (or the food) on the internet, and created a supernova shit storm. I would have never been able to get shows, and connect with people if it wasn't for myspace. I loved all of the wonderful experiences of playing dinky venues in Baltimore with punk bands, while I was my own act covering Shatterhand and such. Just trying to blend in, but obviously could not. I am so very appreciative of Don playing my crazy song: EASTER!@, on 98 Rock (Baltimore Radio station) 2 years in a row, if I remember correctly. I'm also thankful for Josephine writing a full article about me in the City Paper in 2006.

  You know what sucks even more though? Back then, mind you I started when I was approximately 14 or 15, I wasn't as good of a vocalist as I am now. I'll just say vocalist loosely, because I'm still not perfect, and I refuse to be professionally trained. Let's tap into that topic a little more; why I don't want to get any professional help with singing:
* I sing/vocalize over VIDEO GAME MUSIC!
* I like the rawness/soulfulness that it gives me
* I've enjoyed the progress I've made on my own, and by working on music projects with others
* I'm extremely stubborn, and I DON'T GIVE A FLYING BATTERY F*CK still! haha!

  Next topic: Why do I do what I do? Mr. Do! SIKE! No, really... it's hard to explain. Basically, I've tried to quit all together. I get tired of hearing recordings of myself sometimes. Also, it hasn't been easy with all of the criticism I've received over the years. Although, that's to be expected when putting yourself in the eye or ear of the public. I know this now, and I choose to ignore any BS. There is just something inside of me that won't let me stop. I have such drive, and passion to vocalize over some of my favorite vg tunes. It makes me happy. I'll listen to some of my songs occasionally, and I surprise myself. I truly think that some of the lyrics, and stuff that I come up with are brilliant. Sometimes I get lucky, and I'm in that creative state of mind. So that's how the magic truly happens. Other times, I fail miserably, but that's okay. I'm not trying to steal or take away from what the original composers have created though. As a matter of fact, I'm trying to promote them in a weird way, and show them how much I love and appreciate their music. It moves me so much that words, which were not originally there, come to mind. I do this for fun. I don't want to earn money from doing this. I only want people to hear me, and if they understand me, then they'll feel me (not literally). Now, I know that I have some silly songs, so it may be difficult for people to take me seriously. However, pIENESS is in fact serious business.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

filling the anthropoid vg void



I need to address the fact that there are so many different video games that involve monkeys (or any similar primate). The first step is to try to name all of the games, or characters that I can possibly think of (obvious or not):

* Monkey Island - mainly because of the name
* Super Monkey Ball
* Marvel vs. Capcom 2
* Donkey Kong (DKC, DKL, DK64, blah blah blah...) - including Diddy, Dixie, Cranky, etc...
* Spanky's Quest
* Animal Crossing
* Gordo 106
* Ape Escape
* The Legend of Zelda
* Samba De Amigo
* Contra: Hard Corps (prehistoric secret ending)
* Kung Fu Chaos
* Metal Gear Solid 3 & 4
* Aladdin - Abu
* Chulip
* The Lion King - Rafiki & the gorilla/ape-thing (hakuna matata stage), plus many more monkeys in level 2 and later on in the game
* Mega Man series - Mecha Monkey (Monking/Monkikki), Spark Mandrill, Aperoid/Big Monkey, Hanumachine, Data, & Buster Rod G
* Spyro the Dragon
* Bio Force Ape
* Congo's Caper
* Super Mario 64
* The Adventures of Darwin
* Yoshi's Island
* Rampage
* Zack & Wiki
* Time Splitters
* Dragon Ball
* Primal Rage
* Star Fox - Andross & crew
* Monkey Magic
* Son Son
* Breath of Fire II
* Monkey Hero
* Pokémon - Mankey, Chimchar, Pansage, etc...
* Hail to the Chimp

Okay, I'm going to stop here. You are welcome to add to this list in the comments section, if you wish. 
Now, I want to discuss two of the best monkeys (IMO): 


#1 - Gordo (from Gordo 106 - The Mutated Lab Monkey for the Atari Lynx.) I'm putting him as number 1, not number 106, because I think he needs more appreciation. Maybe it's due to the fact that his game is for the lynx, which is often overlooked for a handheld system. I'd say it's more of a handful of a system, and I do mean that in the best way possible. Either way, I think he is one stellar monkey. I really like the story behind this game too; basically Gordo is a lab monkey at N. Human Inc., and he gets a taste of some special nuclear potion, which makes him come to terms with reality about his current situation. Therefore, he decides to free the other test animals, and get the hell out of there! How cool is that?! Conclusion: I think that all vegan hipsters should play this game!




#2 - Spanky (from Spanky's Quest for the SNES/SFC & GB)
Natsume does not disappoint with this action/puzzle monkey game. The soundtrack is so freaking tight, especially in the SNES/SFC version! It was so good that I couldn't leave it alone, and was basically forced to cover one of its songs. So, Spanky himself is a cute little monkey that has to attack fruit, and things by bouncing different sized and colored bubbles off of his head, which then explode into a specific sports related ball depending on which type of bubble you set off. He also gets to wear some silly hats that give him various helpful abilities.